We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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