just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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