Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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