party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
4 words: hood of his car
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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