Your face is a jimmy john
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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