How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
