just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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