Do you still have your period?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
one two three fourrrrnication!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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