I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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