best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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