dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Randomize
