Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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