I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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