i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
