I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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