Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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