Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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