Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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