I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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