shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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