So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I need to calm my uterus...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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