we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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