ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Randomize
