I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think your dad took our porno
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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