Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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