i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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