are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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