Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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