The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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