I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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