Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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