He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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