glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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