you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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