i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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