Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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