quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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