you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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