ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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