He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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