Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
