seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
