we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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