I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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