Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
what day is it and did you see me today?
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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