best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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