is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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