That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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