Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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