I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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