i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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