What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She's the barista slut.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
COCAINE IS GR8
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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