WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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