do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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