Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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